Funny Dog Quotes
To Give You a Chuckle

These 9 funny dog quotes are by authors whose surnames start with "T." Most will make you laugh or guffaw. Some will amuse you, and others will simply bring a smile to your face. But hey, a smile is always better than no smile!

Modern houses are so small we've had to train our dog to wag its tail up and down and not sideways.

Tacitus

Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses.

Elizabeth Taylor

When a puppy takes fifty catnaps in the course of the day, he cannot always be expected to sleep the night through.

Albert Payson Terhune

One woman very courteously approached me in a grocery store, saying, "Excuse me, but I must ask why you've brought your dog into the store." I told her that Grace is a service dog.... A few minutes later, she returned. "Excuse me, but you told me that your dog is allowed in the store because she's a service dog. Is she Army or Navy?"

Terry Thistlewaite

Dogs who chase cars evidently see them as large, unruly ungulates badly in need of discipline and shepherding.

Elizabeth Marshall Thomas

A well-trained dog will make no attempt to share your lunch. He will just make you feel so guilty that you cannot enjoy it.

Helen Thomson

When a dog runs at you, whistle for him.

Henry David Thoreau

I consolidated all the James Thurber funny dog quotes on a separate page.

There are two things that won't last long in this world, and that's dogs chasing cars and pros putting for pars.

Lee Trevino

I consolidated all the Mark Twain funny dog quotes on a separate page.

Ever consider what pets must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul—chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!

Anne Tyler