Dog Quotes For You To Enjoy

These 23 dog quotes are all by anonymous authors.

A dog at play has the mind of a wise martial arts master, a mind capable of perfect focus.

A dog can express more with his tail in minutes than his owner can express with his tongue in hours.

A dog may be a man's best friend but a horse made history.

A watchdog is a dog kept to guard your home, usually by sleeping where a burglar would awaken the household by falling over him.

Conscience is the dog that can't bite, but never stops barking.

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

Every boy should have two things: a dog, and a mother willing to let him have one.

Every boy who has a dog should also have a mother, so the dog can be fed regularly.

Every dog isn't a growler, and every growler isn't a dog.

Everyone needs a dog to adore him, and a cat to bring him back to reality.

Four things a woman should know: How to look like a girl, how to act like a lady, how to think like a man, and how to work like a dog.

I lie belly-up
In the sunshine, happier than
You ever will be.

Today I sniffed
Many dog butts—I celebrate
By kissing your face.

I sound the alarm!
Paperboy—come to kill us all—
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!

I sound the alarm!
Garbage man—come to kill us all—
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!

I lift my leg and
Whiz on each bush. Hello, Spot—
Sniff this and weep.

I Hate my choke chain—
Look, world, they strangle me! Ack
Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack!

Sleeping here, my chin
On your foot—no greater bliss—well,
Maybe catching cats.

Look in my eyes and
Deny it. No human could
Love you as much I do.

It's no coincidence that man's best friend cannot talk.

Many years ago when an adored dog died, a great friend, a bishop, said to me, "You must always remember that, as far as the Bible is concerned, God only threw the humans out of Paradise."

My dog, she looks at me sometimes with that look, and I think maybe deep down inside she must know exactly how I feel. But then maybe she just wants the food off my plate.

Never judge a dog's pedigree by the kind of books he does not chew.

No heaven can heaven be,
If my dog's not there to welcome me.

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.

There is only one smartest dog in the world, and every boy has it.

To a dog, the whole world is a smell.

To err is human—to forgive, canine.

What are little boys made of?
Frogs and snails,
And puppy dog tails,
That's what little boys are made of.

You always sympathize with the underdog, except when the other dog is yours.